The person who did either has too much time or is deadly at scrabble.
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES – LET’S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
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I received a funny email the other day and i shall share it with everyone.
’Hello?’
’Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?’
’No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.’
After a brief pause, Daddy says, ‘But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle
Paul.’
’Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.’
Brief Pause. ‘Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.. Put the
phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and
shout to Mommy that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.’
’Okay Daddy, just a minute.’
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. ‘I did it
Daddy.’
’And what happened honey?’
’Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the
dresser and now she isn’t moving at all!’
’Oh my God!!!
What about your Uncle Paul?’
’He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and
he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess
he didn’t know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit
the bottom of the pool and I think he’s dead.’
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
***Even Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says, ’Swimming pool?
Is this 486-5731?’
No, this is 486-5713…..
Sorry, wrong number!!!!!!!!
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